December 10, 2019
“By the time I finish my term, nobody will recognize this state,” the Governor boasted. He earmarked several government buildings for reconstruction. Things were done haphazardly. […]
December 7, 2019
“Who put this here? I thought you’d have learnt to clean up after yourself by now.” Though not directed at anyone in particular, these are ‘fighting […]
December 3, 2019
I recently bought a new phone. Its operating system was different as was settings, icons, navigation, etc. I spent the first day grousing about the placement […]
November 21, 2019
Usually, I fill the tank on the way back home from church on Sundays. But Yaya took the car to work. As I passed the gas […]
November 18, 2019
“Why don’t we have a baby shower for Vani?” I asked colleagues. We’d been working together a few months. This was her first. “I don’t know […]
November 12, 2019
The tree was a sapling when I first noticed it growing in the space between the fence and the shed. “Umh, I have to uproot that […]
November 5, 2019
“My parents slept together 22 years ago and now I have to work” said the tweet sent to me by a certain someone. I instantly picked […]
October 27, 2019
Big Baz looked me in the eye like ‘so what I stole your phone. What are you going to do about it?’ “I haven’t seen your phone o. But if you want to buy a phone, take your pick.”
October 23, 2019
My card declined at DollarTree!” a certain someone wailed over the phone.
October 19, 2019
When all that remains to complete your family is a baby...
October 15, 2019
I kept my peace as we danced to the front in thanksgiving for October celebrants. I rejoiced over my 21 year old bubbly. I shied away […]
October 8, 2019
Interesting conversation sometime ago while we were watching the underwhelming soccer match between Nigeria and another country. Educator: “How would the players perform well when they […]